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Robot Assassin
I know most of you are thinking: "That is a small motor encased in a plastic tube, attached to a potentiometer and a pushswitch, so that some weird electric guitar player can use it to excite his guitar strings and magnetic pickups and generate an annoying electromagnetic whine." YOU ARE SO WRONG! It is actually a sophisticated robot assassin that flies and shoots lasers from its red side. It will track a genetic imprint by detecting genetic dust in the air and can find its target from 2500Km. Once near its target it will engage its Nuclearator (which is a secret super deadly technology that I can't describe here lest it fall into the wrong hands) and Whammo! Target is finished, and no more Frisbees shall fly in a very large radius.
30 November 1999 00:00:00
6 comment(s) :
It's a DIY Ebow! I want one. To destroy everyone of course.
Posted by Nate | 06 February 2007 17:22:36
I think you misspelled Nuculurator. Otherwise, great job.
Posted by Don | 05 February 2007 13:31:16
How do u make a small motor encased in a plastic tube, attached to a potentiometer and a pushswitch, so that some weird electric guitar player, like myself, can use it to excite his guitar strings and magnetic pickups and generate an annoying electromagnetic whine?
Posted by dudie pudie | 04 February 2007 21:07:13
I want to make one! Could someone send me instructions?
Posted by Sam | 04 February 2007 18:47:16
Excellent. Those Boston cops will be so confused looking for the evil LED lights, they wont even know that this is the real problem.
Posted by Zyjek | www | 04 February 2007 17:50:48
Ive often felt that a good bomb should be made of road flares, some wire, some "D" cell batteries, and an old tyme' alarm clock with bells on top.
:)
Posted by Dan Reed | 04 February 2007 14:01:54
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