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Machine Gun Sentry Hairdo™

This automated gun wielding hairdo is tried, tested and has already been put to use. Some of our previous customers have already written back to us with some amazing feedback:

"Dee Dee [Ramone] said something and he pulled out a gun and started waving it around. He kept saying, ‘You’re not leaving, nobody’s leaving’," said Johnny Ramone.

Keep those pesky musicians where they belong!

Presented by our resident explosive hair specialist, T.bias of Kraquehaus Productions.

30 November 1999 00:00:00