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Beer Bomb
A frat bo(y)mb favorite. Made from a mini-keg of Coors beer, duct tape, and a failed senior project.
Sent by Jamie Varney, freedom thanks you Jamie Varney.
30 November 1999 00:00:00
Infrastructural Inefficiency Device
Said to have originated from inefficiency radicals in the US, this infernal device has been known to stop traffic, cause consternation, and evokes feelings of caution when yellow. If you spot one, do not approach, but instead turn around and head the other way. Your fellow motorists should follow suit.
sent by Webmonkees. Freedom thanks you Webmonkees
30 November 1999 00:00:00
Baby
Deceptively pleasant in appearance, this Hoax Device is highly portable and can draw admiration from unsuspecting old ladies and antiseptic kisses from politicians. It is the ideal vector for terror.
30 November 1999 00:00:00
Frenchman in Sherlock Holmes Hat
The wily Hoax Device called Frenchman may try to gain your confidence by looking friendly and quirky, using that age-old ruse, the Sherlock Holmes hat. But guess what is in his backpack, massive destruction!
30 November 1999 00:00:00
Large "Pineapple Shaped" Potted Plant
Blending into any decor, this tricky sleeper can wait and wait before ravaging its surrounding. Please attack with preferred device, machete or herbicide are nonetheless recommended.
30 November 1999 00:00:00
Tandoori Chicken
This appetizing dish has fooled many of us in the past. When taken "to go" be careful to check in the folds of the abundant tin-foil. Therein may lay the end of your happy house and home. "To go" indeed.
30 November 1999 00:00:00
Perplexing
While not many of us fall for this sort of thing anymore, here at Hoax Devices we thought it was important to underscore even the most time-honored (and thus well known) of Hoaxes: Perplexing "Art." Pictured here is a perfect example of a piece one of our teams found in the home of an unsuspecting citizen. Thinking it a wry commentary on the impertinence of time, our uninformed collector neglected to notice the obvious clock on the top, ticking down perhaps to our certain doom. After we smashed it we cut the red wire. ALWAYS CUT THE RED WIRE.
30 November 1999 00:00:00
The Horseless Carriage
Initially touted as a cleaner (no mess on the streets), faster and more reliable mode of transportation, this Hoax Device is perhaps the most successful of all time. Responsible for countless deaths in times of war, and peace! A magnificent killing machine, it moves with relative impunity on every continent. Current intelligence suggests attempting to destroy any you see, on sight. Ask questions later.
30 November 1999 00:00:00