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Proton Distortion Device
Oh sure, I know what you're thinking- it *looks* like an ordinary stack
of blank CDs, but in reality it's actually a Hyper-Layered Proton
Distortion Generator. If I was to press the button on top of this baby,
all of space-time would instantly implode and the Universe itself would
cease to exist. (I know because I've tested it.) So don't be fooled- if
you see one of these, BEWARE! Run for your life (not that it would do
any good, of course).
sent by Waylon, freedom thanks you Waylon.
30 November 1999 00:00:00
George Bush Center for Intelligence
Again, no explanation needed. This Hoax Device is just explosively funny.
30 November 1999 00:00:00
Mikey Poprocks and Pepsi
No explanation needed. And folks this ain't no hoax, this is the real thing. Don't let Mikey near any of our monuments to freedom. This alert was originally issued by the George Bush Center for Intelligence.
https://www.cia.gov/cia/information/bush.html
30 November 1999 00:00:00
Da Bomb
At first glance this may look like a typical embroidered baseball cap, but if you look a little closer you will see that in fact, it's "Da Bomb." Further inspection shows it to be identical in every way to a baseball cap so if you didn't know it was a bomb by the clear labeling you'd easily confuse it for a baseball cap. Definitely not FAA approved.
30 November 1999 00:00:00
Child and Shark Tent
Disguised as an innocent child's plaything and a child, this nefarious duo become an 80 foot screeching monster with a giant beak and spiked, leaden feet the size of semis. Capable of destroying a city in moments and kicking Godzilla's ass, even the Japanese have no mythical creature that can wage a serious battle with Child and Shark Tent. In order to discourage the proliferation of this creature, citizens are encouraged to destroy any Children and any Shark Tents they encounter, lest they meet, fuse and wreak havoc. Should either manage to escape, round up an angry ignorant mob, or cause the equivalent by alerting the authorities.
30 November 1999 00:00:00
Hair Dryer: Portable!
This is our sister product to our famed Fat Man Hair Dryer.
When our prize winning Fat Man Hair Dryer is too big for your suitcase, now you have a hair dryer made just for you.
Modeled to look absolutely nothing like the bomb dropped on Hiroshima, you should have no problem bringing this onto an airplane.
30 November 1999 00:00:00
Hair Dryer
You may think this is a nuclear explosive device, akin to that dropped over Nagasaki at the end of WWII. You would be wrong.
This is, in fact, the newest in our line of hair dryers. No, really. Just press the big red button on the included control device. To insure the best hair drying experience, you will need to have a friend insert and turn their key in unison with you prior to pressing the button.
This hair dryer also ships with what we loving refer to as the "Bat Phone"; a large red phone contained by a glass case. Have instant access to your hair stylist in case of an emergency!
30 November 1999 00:00:00